Sunday, November 16, 2014

d-o-n-u-t DO d)o n(ut) nUt ! O ?t

hi friends this is my bog post about punctuation or in this case the lack thereof after you are finished reading this long sentence please comment below your level of confusion and why
so
does my lack of punctuation leave me with less credibility an impression of an uneducated wannabe author or just an artist with a unique writing style that can convey a deeper meaning than with words alone perhaps a stream of consciousness so rapid that there is no time for , ; . ? !
am I breakingtherulesorjustcreatingnewones
after all
there are no precise rules about punctuation
                                                           Lewis Thomas
I would have typed the whole post like that but then I realized that I actually need two hundred words for a passing grade
anyways
After all weren’t we the ones to create the rules if there are twenty seven amendments to the constitution then what is stopping us from changing the rules of punctuation
Does this make me a poet like Emily Dickinson because my post can be perceived as more art than language
and I gotta say I do feel as if my possibilities are pretty endless right now
I could put a period anywhere between any of these two hundred (or more) words
watch out it could catch you by surprise
what is this mess e.e. cummings       
                  ^beautiful
You are a fool let me strip you of your Harvard degree and the ten awards you received over your lifetime
I mean if you write properly you shouldn’t have to punctuate
                                                                         Cormac McCarthy
An oxford comma huh
may I create my own comma and call it the fan comma
seeing as how neither are technically necessary if embodied in context clues
 My confusion level is 11/10 but not because I don't understand I am just so unfamiliar with the feeling of being so
hipster
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